Review: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (1.5/5)

DIRECTOR: Stephen Sommers (Van Helsing, The Mummy)

TAGLINE: When all else fails, they don’t.

STARRING: Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Marlon Wayans, Rachel Nichols, Dennis Quaid

THE GIST: When an arms dealer plans to terrorize the world using nanomite technology, the elite team of spies and military agents saves the world.

EMPIRE MAGAZINE SAYS: The moronic script and nonsensical plot are only good for a snicker.

I SAY: Are we even expecting a hint of depth and story in this flick? The script is pure blah (complete with WTF-worthy flashbacks), the jokes are lame (Wayans can’t do funny man), and the whole movie is a silly excuse to destroy the Eiffel Tower. Although the gizmos and weaponry are pretty darn awesome, the cartoony CGI really bothered me.


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